today i went to rockaway beach.
and we got there late and my friend shana and i wanted to go in the ocean.
shana jumps in and then this lady wearing a green suit blows a whistle and tells her to get out
because it’s after 6 pm and there’s no lifeguard.
and i’m thinking, YOU CAN”T RULE THE OCEAN MAN!
NOT ONLY CAN I GO IN THE OCEAN IF I WANT BUT I CAN PLAY CARDS AND GAMBLE WITH SHANA IN THE OCEAN too!!
(due to international zoning or something?)
i didn’t say that to the lady but i waited til she got far far away then i jumped into the icy coldness and quickly ran out again.
it was awesome. happy july 4.
i declare independence from ocean dictatorships!
