so I told my mother all about freestyling battling and she immediately wanted to try it. I am not kidding my mother was hilarious. she kind of does it in a jive accent or something. she was like “why you so mean?/you are being my bad little bean!”
but i guess my favorite was when she said “ok i gotta stop because i gotta go get dressed/I will do this again at your behest”. I don’t even know what that means but I was on the floor crying laughing.
and I realized I couldn’t do “yo momma” jokes on her because that would be dissing, well, my grandma.